A tale of love, betrayal,
and flipper combat
The Return
Our hero returns from months of fishing in the Antarctic ocean. Cold, tired, but excited to see his boo. Little did he know...
The Discovery
THERE'S ANOTHER PENGUIN. IN HIS NEST. WITH HIS WIFE. The audacity. The disrespect. National Geographic caught it all.
The Throwdown
Flippers start swinging. Blood on the ice. This ain't Happy Feet, this is a STREET FIGHT. The whole colony watching like 👀
The L
She picks the other guy. Our king walks away, bloodied but not broken. He lost the girl, but won the internet. A legend was born.